Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Decaf Coffee

I don't understand people who drink decaf coffee. I mean, coffee is the world's most beloved recreational drug- how does one enjoy it when you take out its active ingredient?

Do these same people order chocolate bars will all the chocolate removed? Do they order steak and lobster, but require that the waiter give them a big shot of novocaine on their tongues first?

That is all.