Watching the backlog of DVR'd HOUSE episodes while working on some other stuff. In one, Cuddy invites House to her child's baby-naming ceremony, which House calls "a time-honored tradition dating all the way back to the 1960s."
"...Nothing like welcoming a baby into the world with a completely naked display of hypocrisy."
Cuddy: And there's nothing hypocritical about recognizing your heritage.
House: So you keeping kosher now, wearing four-cornered garments, slaughtering heifers to the god Ra?
Wait, is that one your people?
Do it all, do nothing, or option "c"-- you're a liar and a hypocrite.
Huh. This is pretty much how I feel.