I remember being on the phone with parents while I was in college.
Me: "Oh, Dad- I heard this band I think you'd like and should check out."
Mom: "What, *I* wouldn't like them? Why just tell your Dad?"
Me: "Because Dad has many, varied and complex opinions on music. You only have two opinions: 'that's fine' or 'it's too loud.'
Dad: [Failed attempt to mute laughter]